CRAP

I just relized yesterday I forgot my baby sisters 13th birthday, which was on the 24th, I don't talk to her very often, maybe once a month if I'm lucky for many different reasons, none have to do with her so now I have to make her a present, a hot pink hole-tastic sweater and go see her tomorrow. I feel so bad because even with all ther crap that happened between me and my mom I have never missed her or my baby brothers birthday. CRAP!!!!!!!

My Dress dilemma

I had some money yesterday and I was at walmart so I thought I would buy one of the dresses I had been eyeing for a while now and thats when I ran into my dilemma, all of the dress were way too short, like bend over a little and your whole ass hangs out. WHAT THE HELL!!!! Do you have to be a slut to wear dresses? Why can't any cute dresses be knee length or close to knee length. URRRGGG

Oh Crazy Me

I was strolling through my wist this morning to see if there was anything that I wanted to delete and I was quite confused. I know my style was different but I think now I'm just crazy. I like almost anything from the 20s to the 80s, I'm a little bit goth, a little bit punk, a little preppy at times, sometimes a hippy, and sometimes just lazy, which means only the comfiest baggy plaid pjs will do. Depending on how I feel that day depends on how I look and I don't even know what it is going to be. Does that make me easy to craft for or hard to craft for?

I don't random thought of the morning I guess.

Can't be happy and smart

Things are finally getting back to normal between me and the hubby and we have come to a conclusion, you can not be smart and happy, you can only have one or the other. When we are happy together we act like idiots and can't focus on too much. We pretty much only focus on being happy, I guess at some point we will be able to balance the two but for now we have to "suffer". When we are doing school work we have to be apart while we are working on it. I'm so happy we a finally happy together again. I happy being happy and dumb.

100 facts

I'm doing the 100 facts swap on craftster, so here is my list plus a few more things
100 facts
1. I have a 3 y/o boy
2. I’m married
3. My favorite colors are blue, green and black
4. My least favorite colors are red yellow and orange
5. I love plaid and polka dots
6. I am trying my hardest to be a girly girl
7. I love dying my hair
8. I do the Sudoku in the newspaper every morning but I don’t always read the paper
9. I’m a student studying school psychology
10. I hate shopping except for craft supplies and books
11. I’m addicted to craft swaps
12. I am a procrastinator except for with craft swaps
13. I have 2 guinea pigs and a chinchilla
14. I love bizarre knick knacks
15. I love zombies
16. I love pin ups
17. I love creepy cute things
18. I love pirates
19. I love anything tim burton (especially NBC, and his poetry)
20. I love my tattoos and piercings
21. My only real friends are my dad and my hubby
22. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my hair
23. I have super sensitive skin
24. I love embroidered stuff
25. I collect doilies
26. I should be doing homework right now
27. I don’t need anymore purses
28. But I do need a wallet that will hold my checkbook
29. I’m obsessed with wrap skirts because my weight changes so much
30. I wish I was thinner
31. I’m only self conscious about my thighs
32. I don’t mind having stretch marks
33. I love anything soft and fluffy
34. I love super short socks and super long socks (no shows and thigh highs)
35. My husband buy most of my clothes
36. I want terrariums because I can’t keep plants alive
37. My hips dislocate on a regular basis
38. I’m a disorganized mess but I’m trying to be organized
39. I’m a geek and proud of it
40. I went to high school online after dropping out of the 8th grade
41. I love pretty and fun printed fabric
42. I hate gloves because I hate things covering the tips of the fingers
43. I think mustaches are fun
44. I love quotes, funny and romantic
45. I’m a hopeless romantic
46. I love flowers of all kinds, especially button fabric and bead flowers
47. I love infinity dresses
48. It can be really hot or really cold where I live
49. I love bulky rings that are unusual
50. My husband says I’m unique, bizarre, weird, lame and awesome
51. I love monsters
52. I love stuffed animals
53. I need a weekender bag
54. I love knee length infinity dresses
55. I love June Cleaver (the mom on leave it to beaver)
56. I could use some reusable shopping bags, I try to always use them
57. I love wearing thin knits
58. Sometimes shoes make me feel claustrophobic
59. I love psychology, especially freud
60. I have really pale skin that doesn’t tan
61. I am seriously afraid of ants
62. I hate when there isn’t a clock in the room
63. I love hearts
64. My secret love is my ugly green plaid Bermuda shorts and pj pants and pj shorts
65. I can’t sleep with socks on
66. I’m a klutz
67. I love cheddar combos, I buy them any time I go to walmart
68. I am now a coffee addict
69. I have a collection of stuffed monkeys and bears
70. My ears are stretched to a 4g plug
71. I have been to more funerals then weddings
72. I hate the hot weather
73. I have 200 craft books in the trunk of my car because I’m too lazy to get rid of them
74. My family has a history of extra body parts (my dad has an extra artery in his neck and my aunt had 5 thyroid glands) I wonder what mine is
75. The women in my family live into their 90s the men die young to get away from them
76. I don’t ever want to move from reno even though it is a hell hole
77. I curse like a sailor
78. I’m a space case
79. I lose a lot of stuff
80. T-shirts make me feel claustrophobic sometimes so I wear tank tops a lot, even when its cold
81. I hate when the sleeves on long sleeve shirts are too short.
82. Plug in air fresheners and automatic ones give my nose bleeds, so I have to use sprays and candles
83. I have over 5,000 pictures of my son on my computer
84. I didn’t wear skirts for 10 years, now I wear them almost everyday
85. I love shooting hand guns, my hubby has a 9mm and I’m getting a new gun for my birthday
86. I rarely wear white because I spill a lot of stuff
87. I play pool better without my glasses
88. I love colored pens
89. I love watching the history channel
90. I don’t wear hats but I may if I had one I love
91. There are very few patterns I don’t like, I don’t like large tacky florals
92. I love dangly earrings
93. I have tons of scrapbooking stuff but don’t scrapbook
94. I wear size 9.0 or 9.5 in shoes In my family that small
95. My husband collects penguins and zombies
96. My son loves the movies, cars, wall-e, monsters inc, and spongebob
97. My favorite flowers are stargazer lilies and any other lilies, if I have a daughter that will be her name
98. I love cameo jewelry
99. I love long car rides
100. I love knitted stuff
101. I love donut
102. I had to add two more the be a smart ass
103. One more
104. Last one I swear
105. Or not
106. I have to add more
107. I love multiuse clothing and reversible things
108. I love black lace and lace of any color
109. I love watching cartoons with my son
110. I am now in love with weaving newspaper baskets
111. I am really allergic to nickle earrings, My ears bleed and I get a rash
112. I love wearing hair clips because they make me feel girly
113. I hate when theres not a clock in every room but hate when there is more then one or 2
114. fish are aliens from Pluto, long story
115. Pluto is a planet
116. I love creepy cute things especially homicidal bunnies and zombie bunnies and what not, I want a homicidal bunny tattoo
117. I love patchwork and tiered skirts, I a bit of a hippy sometimes
118. I collect pincushions, this start by accident
119. I collect thimbles because I inherited my great grandmas collection

Awesome giveaway

There is this awesome give away going to at She is giving away a beautiful skirt and free e-patterns for this skirt. It is defiantly worth checking out

My Hole-tastic Sweater

It’s getting hot and I hate the heat but I’m not willing to give up my handmade sweaters, so what’s a girl to do? Make a summer sweater of course. I love wearing handmade things and showing off what I've made. This is a super simple sweater; I made it in 2 hours while watching my son, a friend’s daughter and watching dress my nest with a Q size hook and less the 1 skein of super saver. It is an instant gratification type of sweater. It’s great for short attention spans and to make in between larger projects. I feel productive after finishing this project, I know have the ambition to finish my larger projects and can make my non-crafty neighbor jealous. It is super stretchy, so size is not a big issue, my widest area is 37” and it will stretch a lot more, there is no shaping except for the sleeve and not counting so it is great for doing while watching TV. So if you want to make all your non-crafty neighbors and friends jealous here is what you need;

Supplies

1 skein of worsted weight yarn a little more then 200 yards (I used Red Heart Super Saver in Zebra)

Size Q crochet hook

Yarn needle

From the bottom up

Cast on 50 or enough that it will comfortably fit around the widest part of your body or hips join with slip stitch try not to twist but it is not a big deal if it is, mine was and it turned out fine, no one will ever know

Chain 1 *double crochet in next, chain 1 repeat from * around without joining rounds until it is desired length make sure to try on

When desired length, in any random point, chain 15 or more or less for arm hole so that it comfortably fits around your upper arm, be sure to try it on again

Continue pattern in next stitch and half way around

Repeat arm hole and continue pattern around until you have made one full round after you make second arm hole

When you are on the second round of arm hole decrease 2 stitches on each sleeve, basically just skip on space twice on each side.

Do this for 2 rounds for a total of 8 decreases

For the next round dc in each chain 1 space without the chain 1 between each double crochet

End off and weave in ends

Now wear your new holey sweater, show it off and starting making all your friends jealous.

Please do not sell this pattern or anything made from this pattern and if you do make it I would love to see pictures.

I DID IT!!!!!!

I finaly finished my dads blanket before his birthday which was monday. I gave him the first peices of it last year for his birthday and now it is all done. GO ME!!!! now I just have a ton of other things to finish.

New Sweatpants

I made myself a pair of yoga type pants out of a 2XL hoodie (we had two and no one wears them) they are dark green and super comfy I'm going to take pictures of them later and post them. I tried to make a pair out of a t-shirt from my husbands work but the sleeves were too short to make a waist band so i have to get some fabric to finish them. I have 5 small items and one medium item done for the giant swap im in and tomorrow is my husbands 21s birthday so I'm decorating the house with lots of birthday happiness today before h gets home from work. The weather here in Reno is really nice 78 degrees tomorrow and 81 on sunday a super nice weekend to be outside. OOOOOO I almost forgot I got another guinea pig she is so cute, she has really short black fur with a few brown spot and a little white spot on her nose, her name is Puddles I dont think i need to explain that one. when i post pictures of my sweatpant im probably going to put up a picture of her too.

Meet Our Newest Family Member

Meet our new baby guinea pig, Collin calls it Kiki because he thinks its a cat and Jayson named it Sweeny because it looks like johnny depps hair in Sweeny Todd. We dont know if its a boy or girl yet but we think its a girl. It is so cute and sweet it was born on feb. 18 so its about 5 weeks old.

proper update

A Blanket for my dad (about 85% done)
A Blanket for my husband (80% done)
A Blanket for my son (20% done)
giant zombie for my husband (0% )
2 sweaters for me - sweater A(75% ) sweater B(10%)
sweater for my son (0% )
a pillow for my great grandma (0%)
really long socks for me (2%)
a hat and scarf for me (0%)
a scarf for my son (0%)
next my cross stitch projects
2 wall hangings for my son (70% done)
Giant multi-theme swap
2large (0%)
3meduim(33%)
11small(45%)
I better get working

yay update

jayson is feeling better but now hes nervous about testing for the police academy so hes way stressed out we are going to start running/walking together but i am soooooooooo out of shape and even when i was in really great shape i still couldnt run hes going to end up killing mme with all this exercise and what not i should be getting a car with in the next two weeks which im really looking forward to having a car will be really nice. ok now for a crafty update im almost done with my sweater i should be done with it next week sometime. ok thats all for now......

I am so lazy

I am so bad at keeping up with things but heres a little update. I have one sleeve, the back and part of one side of the front done of a sweat I'm making for my self and I started a simplier on that I'm making out of hand spun yarn I got from a friend of mine, I'm almost done with my dads blanket I just have two more border sides to go, i organized a swap on craftsters, the couples swap, and I just joined a huge swap, the giant multi-theme swap. Thats my crafty update now for a personal one, my hubby got two test for two different police departments for May, I'm super excited for him and he has bronchitis again and a broken capulary (I know its spelled wrong) in his throat so hes bee coughing up blood we are just lucky that he broke it when his did and went to the doctor before the bronchitis turned into pnemounia again. I have a new job that I'm unsure if I like in or not yet. I'm still looking for a distance learning school for college I think I've found a couple of them I just have to pick the perfect one and then hope I get the federal funding. Collin is potty training which is an adventure we had a big set back when we went on vacation for 5 day and he was too busy to use the potty so now we have to start all over. MY chest is bruised from a concert I went to with my hubby, the dropkick murphys, we were right up front and the railing was chest height and when there are a ton of people pushing behind you and your smashed against a metal fence pretty much it tends to bruise. other then that there isn't much going on.

UPDATES UPDATES UPDATES

Okay so the past to month have been stress full to the point where I haven't even been able to function, the only thing that has kept me half way sane is my new love of knitting and starting my new sweater, I'm adventurous and making it up as I go along and I'm organizing a swap and working on a friends website and hemming 12 pairs of pants for a friend of my husbands and planning a weekend trip to my grandmas who lives 8 hours away to go to a nascar race at the end of the month and trying to finish up all my WIPs which hasn't been going so well and today we got out tax refund and that added about 5 more things to my list, and just to top it off my dads roommate died on my sons b-day on the 9th and I'm missing the second craft meeting in a row and I am so bummed out. I hate being frazzeled and stressed because I simply can not function, it took me two weeks to figure out something that should have taken 10 minutes. I'm hoping the frazzeled thing goes away because the stress level isn't about to go down any time soon, because starting pribably monday we (meaning me) are going to start potty training my son whose 2 now. I just want to scream and hide in a dark room for a day or two.

My first non crafty post

Okay, so I'm on this quest to be more girly and I think I'm finaly getting some where with it. I've wanted to be more girly for like the past 7 or 8 years but I always feel akward when I wear girly clothes so I took a hugh leap and went and blew my whole $100 dollar gift card to jcpenneys on girly shirts so hopefully I'll wear them and not feel strange.

My crafty christmas gifts

I thought I'd start this post with a picture of Collin is his new helmet and pads that go with his new baby quad but the quad is broken so hes spent the couple of day wearing them for no reason.

This is the sweater I made for my step mom for her birthday that was in april and I just now got a picture of it. I converted this pattern http://knitty.com/ISSUEwinter06/PATTdragonfly.html from knitting to crochet and I just added the dragonflies after it was done, I used simply soft in two different colors of purple.

This is the gingerbread house I made with my dad and son on christmas, we used a pre made kit, COllin was really helpful when it came to eating the candy.

This is my new sewing machine my dad bought me for my birthday, its the nicest one I've ever had.

This is the sweater I made for a family friend, I used this pattern http://cache.lionbrand.com/patterns/70210A.html and simply soft I had to add alot of length to it but it turned out really great.

So I have a very short attention span so when I work on larger projects I have to make random little things in the process. I made a pink bear for a friend who also got a sweater from me for christmas na d the elephant is for my dad, he thought it was cute. He really likes the the ears are two different sizes.

I used this pattern for the bear:http://www.rheatheylia.com/index.php?page=patterns&id=2

and this one for the elephant:http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=213510.0

christmas update

okay just a couple day before christmas and I am almost done with my crafty gifts, the scarf for my step mom is done, a little elephant and 2 peices of my dads blanket are done and an elephant for him, I'm going to finish his blanket after christmas, and a pink bear for a family friend is done but the sweater I'm making for her isn't, I still haven't finished the second sleeve and I have to adda couple of inches to the bottom. I'm going to post pictures of everything probably after christmas. and the rush is on. I was trying to get the sleeve done today but my arms hurt really bad from my super bad hair day I'm having today, and to top off a bad hair day, when I dyed my hair on tuesday I missed a few place and it didn't take everywhere so I have to fix it soon.

Work is hard!!

Okay, so I sewed on about 170 labels yesterday and now my back is killing me since I don't have a proper place to sew and I have scoliosis and because of this job I'll probably have to start wearing a really ugly back brace again, urrrrggggg, and I have had no time to work on christmas gifts, but thats my plan for today and to top it all off my son is sick. Tomorrow I have to go over to my moms to see my brother and sister and pick up my birthday presents so I think I'm going to borrow my dads car. I should also be getting my first pay check today, it only going to be like $50 but hey, its money.

Sorry for all the ands apparently its my favorite word today.

update

I've been slacking on almost everything lately, but heres whats going on,
Yesterday was my brthday so on sunday my threw me a small birthday party which was fun and bought me a new sewing machine, a singer advance, it is so cool. I got a job sewing labels into t-shirts from home which is awsome too.
I have been working on my dads blanket in hope of having it done by christmas and a really cute crocheted sweater for a family friend and I taught my self to knit so I'm knitting a scarf for my step mom. all started, none finished.

Finished diaper bag

I love this bag, it was so unbeleivably easy to make. I followed this tutorial http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=42927.0

I plan on making a couple of much bigger ones probably at the end on december or january.

I didn't put a lining in but I don't think that as a diaper bag theat it needes it. I used a baby blanket that was 29" x 39". It already had the little car and what not on it and the d rings and strap came from a water bottle holder that we don't use and have like 5 of.

The sides are 12" x 15" and it is 8" deep and I used velcro instead of a zipper because I have a ton of it.